TO: The Warden
FROM: Gruk
RE: The Specifical Disposition of Gruk
SEE ALSO: Specifical Testimony RE: Gruk

Hi Warden. This is Gruk. Ya gone and left me stuck here in Deadrock for slag knows how long, but I wasn't even doing nothing wrong when ya caught me! I was just saying hello to some friends who just HAPPEN to be in the F-Troop or whatever they call themselves, ya know, none of my concern. Gruk? Just a miner. Independent type! I'm no Exile. I mean, what? Exile? Who would even think that? I just knew those guys, and was catching up, like I said.

So there ya have it, Warden. Clear testimonial-type stuff. That's gotta hold water with the review board. Ya got one of those?

In closing,
Sincerely,
Gruk the Granok Who Ain't an Exile

So shut up, youse. I mean, Warden.